Follow on from the LRO show

A blonde canvassed a wealthy neighborhood looking for odd jobs. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had anything for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

"How about £50?"

The man agreed and told her the paint was in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the £50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

They're getting better! Not a lot but..................

I was working in Tesco, rearranging the boxes of soap powder in aisle 7 when in walks the girl I met last night.







She said "Oi, you told me you were a stunt pilot, you lying b.........



















I replied 'No. I told you I was part of the Ariel display team!!'

The radio in my truck won't work.
The garage reckon it's a case of van aerial disease