Missing in action

Subject: Missing in action Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:08 am

Sorry peeps, been away and not much Internet access, I'm sure Keith put a block on my phone, but I will catch up on banter and award point deductions as necessary

Subject: Re: Missing in action Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:19 am

Richie, I'm sure you mean block, not bloke, on your phone ...... Razz

Subject: Re: Missing in action Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:44 am

nickburt wrote:: Richie, I'm sure you mean block, not bloke, on your phone ......

Mmmmm must review who had admin rights on here, or get me spell checker right. Rolling Eyes

Subject: Re: Missing in action Tue Oct 30, 2012 6:49 am

Good to see you back Richie Very Happy

All fit and well i hope cheers

Event Organiser Posts : 2769 Join date : 2009-06-23

He's back !!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!! cheers

Subject: Re: Missing in action Tue Oct 30, 2012 11:19 am

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a
partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to
wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles
black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate
from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles
gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says
very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen
very, very closely:

Are - my - test - results - back?"

Subject: Re: Missing in action Wed Oct 31, 2012 4:20 am

richie wrote:

nickburt wrote:: Richie, I'm sure you mean block, not bloke, on your phone ......

Mmmmm must review who had admin rights on here, or get me spell checker right. Rolling Eyes

My not me........ clown

Lance Corporal Posts : 35 Join date : 2012-10-28

richie wrote:: Are - my - test - results - back?"

Ace. I'm sure you'll be good company on the run.

Glad to hear whatever was wrong with you is no longer wrong with you. Jokes like that are welcome any time Smile

Subject: Re: Missing in action Sun Nov 04, 2012 9:06 pm

Noooooooooooooooooo don't encourage him Evil or Very Mad

Subject: Re: Missing in action Sun Nov 04, 2012 9:08 pm

Nuttster wrote:

richie wrote:: Are - my - test - results - back?"

Ace. I'm sure you'll be good company on the run.

Glad to hear whatever was wrong with you is no longer wrong with you. Jokes like that are welcome any time Smile

Just wait until you've met him before making such a rash judgement Twisted Evil

Event Organiser Posts : 2769 Join date : 2009-06-23

Ace. I'm sure you'll be good company on the run.

You'll be given the opportunity to change your mind once you've met 'him'. clown

Jokes like that are welcome any time

But please don't encourage 'him' re his jokes - others have already received penalties from the committee Rolling Eyes

Subject: Re: Missing in action Mon Nov 05, 2012 7:36 am

But please don't encourage 'him' re his jokes - others have already received penalties from the committee

Yes, I made the mistake of encouraging 'him' and was well into negative equity long before the rally started - never really recovered so take heed Hail

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