My last post :o(

One or two on here have complained about my posts, so, I think I should post what will be my last 'Bad Post'

Spoiler:

Groan .............

Is it me or are you getting worse!! lol

Simon - You are assured it isn't you

richie wrote:

One or two on here have complained about my posts, so, I think I should post what will be my last 'Bad Post'

Ignore those who complain - your jokes make me smile - keep 'em coming

Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a labrador"

"Really?" says Mick "have ya seen how many of their owners go blind?"

Something has to be done..............................

Moderation may be required ............

Last night, I punched my wife right in the mouth as I was angry at my sub-standard cold dinner.

On reflection, I may have over-reacted.

We were in a restaurant at the time.

The 'contract' has been signed; we shouldn't have to put up with this too much longer

evo4x4 wrote:

The 'contract' has been signed; we shouldn't have to put up with this too much longer

Richie, I think this could be classed as bullying

A man goes to bed & reaches over to his wife. He starts sliding his hand slowly across her back, shoulders, then down her side just glancing her breasts then carries on down her side and legs. He slides her legs apart and slowly runs his hand up and down her inner thigh. He moves back towards the top and stops. His wife opens her eyes and gasps.. "Why did you stop?" He says "Found the remote - Back to sleep fatty

richie wrote:

A man goes to bed & reaches over to his wife. He starts sliding his hand slowly across her back, shoulders, then down her side just glancing her breasts then carries on down her side and legs. He slides her legs apart and slowly runs his hand up and down her inner thigh. He moves back towards the top and stops. His wife opens her eyes and gasps.. "Why did you stop?" He says "Found the remote - Back to sleep fatty

shmbo asked why anyone needs a remote in bed, bless her