Gods Country

Just in case anyone is in any doubt ( all our Welsh memers) where gods country is read this below



" Hello, God - Scotland calling!"

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world.

He bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando , thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North .

On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '$10,000 per call' .


The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for .
The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God .

The American thanked the priest and went along his way .

Next stop was in Atlanta . There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same looking golden telephone with the same sign under it.

He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was .

She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God .

'O.K., thank you,' said the American .

He then travelled all across America , Africa, England , Japan , New Zealand . In every church he saw the same looking golden telephone with the same '$US10,000 per call' sign under it. .

The American decided to travel to Scotland to see if Scots had the same phone .

He arrived in Scotland and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same looking golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read '40 pence per call.'

The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign .

'Father, I've travelled all over the world and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches . I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in all of them price was $10,000 per call . Why is it so cheap here?'

The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Scotland now, son - it's a local call' .

He missed out Yorkshire then

Series Team - Your Application to take part in the 2014 rally has suddenly 'stalled' - as an aviation man you'll know the consequences of such action

The committee hasn't discarded the document - as you know we are fair minded, helpful, caring, supportive, understanding etc etc - but it seems to have found its way to the bottom of the pile.

Should 'luck' prevail and your erstwhile committee ultimately agree to your 2014 entry it is 'probable' that you will incur significant penalty points from the outset.

if Scotland is Gods country , then you won't need English taxes to prop it up

neil610 wrote:

if Scotland is Gods country , then you won't need English taxes to prop it up

Please people, everyone knows that God was born in Lancashire and is a good northern lad who drives a green oval

evo4x4 wrote:

Series Team - Your Application to take part in the 2014 rally has suddenly 'stalled' - as an aviation man you'll know the consequences of such action

The committee hasn't discarded the document - as you know we are fair minded, helpful, caring, supportive, understanding etc etc - but it seems to have found its way to the bottom of the pile.

Should 'luck' prevail and your erstwhile committee ultimately agree to your 2014 entry it is 'probable' that you will incur significant penalty points from the outset.

As i know the committee is fair minded, understanding, helpful, caring and mainly made up of Welsh we the Series team( we mainly me as Jannise doesn't know and is English) thought it was only right and proper to educate all the rally members in matters of great importance. As some of the puzzles they will face along there difficult journey to the rallies end i thought there might be a religious question about where God is from. As you can see from many of the replies it is obviously a subject of great debate. I am glad that i have now managed to put the matter straight and should such a question arise on the difficult road ahead then everyone is now armed with the facts and should score top marks
Keith as you quote about being an Aviation man we know only 2 things 1. if it works leave it alone 2. If it doesn't work leave it to the next shift. Simples

13 just to pull 3 's !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!