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landie68rover
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PostSubject: Loose your memory   Loose your memory EmptySat Dec 17, 2011 3:23 am

went out last night on the town with the lads, was a bit fed with things so thought and few pints, and see what happens.

Any way, I had a few to many, and found a woman, and thought why not, so I took her home, after all, wife was away in her mums, so, had a bit of wine, a few cuddles, and we went up stairs to bed.

any way, a few fumbles and we were stripped off, and jumped into bed, as she got in a voice said, is that the same fat bitch that was in here last night, she flew out of the bed, and said who was that, who said that, I said it's OK, it was my memory foam mattress !!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy What a Face cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Loose your memory   Loose your memory EmptySat Dec 17, 2011 3:36 am

Groan Evil or Very Mad
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landie68rover
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PostSubject: Re: Loose your memory   Loose your memory EmptySat Dec 17, 2011 9:11 am

Bad, writes a note to self to reminder to pack ear defenders
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PostSubject: Re: Loose your memory   Loose your memory EmptySat Dec 17, 2011 11:17 am

Oh dear ............ Richie, you really do need to get out more Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Loose your memory   Loose your memory EmptySat Dec 17, 2011 11:27 pm

Don't give up your day job Richie!!!! drunken drunken drunken
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PostSubject: Re: Loose your memory   Loose your memory EmptySun Dec 18, 2011 4:45 am

Told you the only good thing to come out of Wales is the main road!
Richie's jokes prove just that :ban:
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PostSubject: Re: Loose your memory   Loose your memory EmptySun Dec 18, 2011 10:31 pm

The trouble is that Richie's jokes ARE his day job! affraid
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PostSubject: Re: Loose your memory   Loose your memory EmptySun Dec 18, 2011 11:53 pm

evo4x4 wrote:
The trouble is that Richie's jokes ARE his day job! affraid
OH S&^T!!!!!! clown clown clown
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PostSubject: Re: Loose your memory   Loose your memory EmptyMon Dec 19, 2011 12:10 am

evo4x4 wrote:
The trouble is that Richie's jokes ARE his day job! affraid

groans....................he hasn't got a cb has he??????? What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Loose your memory   Loose your memory EmptyMon Dec 19, 2011 5:02 am

landie68rover wrote:
evo4x4 wrote:
The trouble is that Richie's jokes ARE his day job! affraid

groans....................he hasn't got a cb has he??????? What a Face

We'll make sure it doesn't work Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Loose your memory   Loose your memory EmptyMon Dec 19, 2011 5:44 am

nickburt wrote:
landie68rover wrote:
evo4x4 wrote:
The trouble is that Richie's jokes ARE his day job! affraid

groans....................he hasn't got a cb has he??????? What a Face

We'll make sure it doesn't work Razz
now where did i put my wire cutters?????? Guinness Drunk Pint
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PostSubject: Re: Loose your memory   Loose your memory EmptyMon Dec 19, 2011 9:45 am

Its ok, mine is already set up for Europe, so I will try and stay either 1 channel ahead or behind if the wire cutters don't work lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Loose your memory   Loose your memory EmptyTue Dec 20, 2011 8:56 am

Aaaahhhh - be kind to Richie - it's Christmas - peace and goodwill and all that.... santa
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PostSubject: Re: Loose your memory   Loose your memory EmptyWed Dec 28, 2011 10:14 am

Have no Landy6 so no travel at present, it goes back from whence it came next week Sad
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