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richie Staff Sergeant
Posts : 956 Join date : 2009-08-18 Age : 102 Location : Looking for devious routes in southern Germany
| Subject: Loose your memory Sat Dec 17, 2011 3:23 am | |
| went out last night on the town with the lads, was a bit fed with things so thought and few pints, and see what happens. Any way, I had a few to many, and found a woman, and thought why not, so I took her home, after all, wife was away in her mums, so, had a bit of wine, a few cuddles, and we went up stairs to bed. any way, a few fumbles and we were stripped off, and jumped into bed, as she got in a voice said, is that the same fat bitch that was in here last night, she flew out of the bed, and said who was that, who said that, I said it's OK, it was my memory foam mattress !!! | |
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Wal Staff Sergeant
Posts : 684 Join date : 2011-04-27 Age : 54 Location : Wirral
| Subject: Re: Loose your memory Sat Dec 17, 2011 3:36 am | |
| Groan | |
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landie68rover Staff Sergeant
Posts : 750 Join date : 2011-12-03 Location : Lot/Dordogne border, France
| Subject: Re: Loose your memory Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:11 am | |
| Bad, writes a note to self to reminder to pack ear defenders | |
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nickburt Lieutenant
Posts : 2874 Join date : 2009-07-25 Age : 112 Location : Wallasey, Wirral
| Subject: Re: Loose your memory Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:17 am | |
| Oh dear ............ Richie, you really do need to get out more | |
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Joliet Jake Sergeant
Posts : 289 Join date : 2011-08-17 Age : 59 Location : Swindon
| Subject: Re: Loose your memory Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:27 pm | |
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Magpie Staff Sergeant
Posts : 796 Join date : 2011-08-25 Location : Leicestershire
| Subject: Re: Loose your memory Sun Dec 18, 2011 4:45 am | |
| Told you the only good thing to come out of Wales is the main road! Richie's jokes prove just that | |
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evo4x4 Event Organiser
Posts : 2769 Join date : 2009-06-23
| Subject: Re: Loose your memory Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:31 pm | |
| The trouble is that Richie's jokes ARE his day job! | |
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Joliet Jake Sergeant
Posts : 289 Join date : 2011-08-17 Age : 59 Location : Swindon
| Subject: Re: Loose your memory Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:53 pm | |
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landie68rover Staff Sergeant
Posts : 750 Join date : 2011-12-03 Location : Lot/Dordogne border, France
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nickburt Lieutenant
Posts : 2874 Join date : 2009-07-25 Age : 112 Location : Wallasey, Wirral
| Subject: Re: Loose your memory Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:02 am | |
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Joliet Jake Sergeant
Posts : 289 Join date : 2011-08-17 Age : 59 Location : Swindon
| Subject: Re: Loose your memory Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:44 am | |
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landie68rover Staff Sergeant
Posts : 750 Join date : 2011-12-03 Location : Lot/Dordogne border, France
| Subject: Re: Loose your memory Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:45 am | |
| Its ok, mine is already set up for Europe, so I will try and stay either 1 channel ahead or behind if the wire cutters don't work | |
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Magpie Staff Sergeant
Posts : 796 Join date : 2011-08-25 Location : Leicestershire
| Subject: Re: Loose your memory Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:56 am | |
| Aaaahhhh - be kind to Richie - it's Christmas - peace and goodwill and all that.... | |
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landie68rover Staff Sergeant
Posts : 750 Join date : 2011-12-03 Location : Lot/Dordogne border, France
| Subject: Re: Loose your memory Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:14 am | |
| Have no so no travel at present, it goes back from whence it came next week | |
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