Voices

Does anyone else on here hear the 'voices?

Everytime I see three red triangles or a yankee doodle dandy I seem to hear 'voices'

Your not alone I hear them too.

My doc said they are not real, you should have seen his face when I told them they must be real cos they have some dam good ideas

Arr, but, it dnpeeds waht tehm terhe vicoes is tllien the Geren Oavl to do .......




It mhgit hvae shitmoneg to do with neburms

Argggg ye need a pill matey...........

Bill - I can hear voices;

Altogether now -

Edelweiss, Edelweiss
Every morning you greet me
Small and white clean and bright
You look happy to meet me
Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow
Bloom and grow forever
Edelweiss,Edelweiss
Bless my homeland forever.

Small and white clean and bright
You look happy to meet me
Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow
Bloom and grow forever
Edelweiss,Edelweiss
Bless my homeland forever

Arggggg ahm gonna tell mom again on ye.

Oh dear ....... we have lost the plot.

Get me pills .......... I'm off


The white coats are on the way - ne na ne na ne na ...........

right ok . . . . . . . . . mid week crazy attack???

snow wrote:

right ok . . . . . . . . . mid week crazy attack???

Mid week ??

Ahm OK this morning.
Taken me pills so all bright here'sh

WHAT AVE I DONE, I DONT HEAR NO VOICES------JUST SEE PEOPLE.

People, voices, who, where,



WHAAAAT

nickburt wrote:

Mid week ??

Mid Life???

snow wrote:

nickburt wrote:

Mid week ??

Mid Life???

Ah, em, rumbled

nickburt wrote:

Ah, em, rumbled

I was once told that its when your over 45 and you go out and buy a super sports bike thats when you mid life hits

Bike for sale?

BOFA Bill wrote:

Bike for sale?

I wish. . .

my reputation? mmm suits you sir..............

I dont like pedalin.

isnt that part of the whole G4 look having the bike and canoe

Kayak.

Sorry, had something stuck in my throat.

same thing, you need a paddle to use them!!! so do you have these accessories??

I used to have a Pyranha i3, similar to the wee floaty thing they used on the G4 challenge, but I got too old, fat and miserable so sold it. And then spanked far too much money on a mountain bike to not use instead.

NoDo$h wrote:

I used to have a Pyranha i3, similar to the wee floaty thing they used on the G4 challenge, but I got too old, fat and miserable so sold it. And then spanked far too much money on a mountain bike to not use instead.

ha ha nice one!! is the other half trying to make you get fit allowing you to throw money away then?

Nah, medical reasons for the bike sitting in the garage these last 12 months. Finally got the all-clear so took it out for a blast on Saturday. Loved every second, even the bits where the hill I used to clear left me walking the last bit before sitting down in mud watching stars swirl before my eyes.

On the other hand, the Doc has broken the delightful news to me that all wheat and gluten are interdit/verboten/forbidden. This includes beer. And whisky. Forever. Luckily cider, brandy and wine are all still allowed.

Where's the "chews arm off in desperation" emoticon when you need it?