Help whilst 'On route'

We haven't finalised the route, but in case we should go into Germany, a possibility, but not certain, then I have compiled some phrases you may find helpful, should you have a problem on the Autobahn,

Speedometer = Der Egobooster und Linenshooter

Bonnet = Pullnob und Knucklechopper

Windscreenwiper = Der Flippenflappenmuckenschpredder

Puncture = Die Phlatt mit Bluddyfukken

Learner = Die *beep* mit Elplatz

Air Horns = Der Votderhellsdat Klaxonfanfaren

Petrol = Das Kostiljooze fuer Geddinzegreesoffendertrousers

Motor = Club Der Meetinhaus fuer Tallvagenstories

Low Bridge = Das Makinggrossenbussen ein Singledekken

Breathalyser = Die Puffintern fuer Pistenarsen

Headlights = Das Dippendontdazzlebastad

Highway Code = Der Wipan fuer Arsen

Foot Brake = Der Edbangenonvindschreen Stoppenquik

Near Accident = Der *beep* Near Schittenselfen

LOVE IT! The windscreen wiper is hilarious!

Flippin coffee all over the monitor again.

Ace.

Never mind about coffee all over the monitor; I'm off to change my trousers

Ace work Richie; but too many clues there

evo4x4 wrote:

Never mind about coffee all over the monitor; I'm off to change my trousers

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It's your age Chief

Considering we managed to shut one autobahn last year, this could be helpful. Top skills!

I'd forgotten about that Alan. Shame you didn't have the above 'guidance' with you at the time. For sure it would have helped with in communication with the Polizei & Ambulananzei! Or, perhaps not!

(For those unaware - Alan and a couple of the rally crews (one of which was a Met traffic cop) were first on the scene after a major accident on the autobahn and took control of the situation (a bit like we did in 1945) until the emergency services arrived)

evo4x4 wrote:

(For those unaware - Alan and a couple of the rally crews (one of which was a Met traffic cop) were first on the scene after a major accident on the autobahn and took control of the situation (a bit like we did in 1945) until the emergency services arrived)

The rest of us were stuck in the resulting tailback

General Confusion wrote:

The rest of us were stuck in the resulting tailback

Some of us had the pace to be infront of the tailback

i like the bonnet one,very true to a landrover owner

dusty

Chris wrote:

Some of us had the pace to be infront of the tailback

That was more to do with Keith and Tim holding us up at the start line to give the Landies a fighting chance

Chris wrote:

General Confusion wrote:

The rest of us were stuck in the resulting tailback

Some of us had the pace to be infront of the tailback

Poor Chris, you really had to slum it last year in the BMW....... tell you what if you get hung over again this year give me a shout !

Chris wrote:

General Confusion wrote:

The rest of us were stuck in the resulting tailback

Some of us had the pace to be infront of the tailback

Including the L200s

Dee Pacey wrote:

Chris wrote:

General Confusion wrote:

The rest of us were stuck in the resulting tailback

Some of us had the pace to be infront of the tailback

Poor Chris, you really had to slum it last year in the BMW....... tell you what if you get hung over again this year give me a shout !

If...? Did you say IF he gets hungover this year...?!!!!

Sorry Frank... that was a pretty dumb thing Chris the beer monster will surely have a hangover or two!

He's a reformed character; not a drop of alcohol passes his lips these days.

Signed Pinocchio

ha ha I reckon you must be talking about a different Chris Slator

evo4x4 wrote:

not a drop of alcohol passes his lips these days.

Has he got it on a drip now then???

General Confusion wrote:

evo4x4 wrote:

not a drop of alcohol passes his lips these days.

Has he got it on a drip now then???

Damn coffee again ...........................

Perhaps you should get your coffee on a drip Nick! he he he

Dee Pacey wrote:

Perhaps you should get your coffee on a drip Nick! he he he

That's possibly a good idea, but at that moment, it was dripping all over the monitor !!!

it was dripping all over the monitor !!![/quote]


Obviously 'slitty' coffee

tonic wrote:

it was dripping all over the monitor !!!

Obviously 'slitty' coffee [/quote]