Worth the mad dash back

As most of you may have noticed, I was in a bit of a hurry when I went past many of you on the Autobahn as you headed for Koblenz. Did you know that if you have a D3 chipped and the limiter removed, you can do 125mph with a full load and a roofrack on?

Anyway, reason I needed to get back is that I had to prepare for a meeting on Friday morning to sort out my next contract. Found out today that I've got it, so that's 4 months work on my doorstep for a change, rather than living out of a suitcase on the other side of the country

Happy days - the bottle of bubbly I picked up on Norfolk Lines is going to taste luvverly

nicely done!! on both points!

and whats wrong with side of the country!! especially maidstone, all them teen mums!

Only thing wrong with those teen mums is they're too worldly-wise. They saw the car and the suit and thought "Bloke working away from home, decent income..... oooh, another baby AND maintenance!", then they spotted the vascectomy scars and I was out on my ear.

Mind you, they had to get REALLY close to see the scars, so not all lost.

ps. Did you ring earlier? Got a missed call and didn't recognise the number.

ps. Did you ring earlier? Got a missed call and didn't recognise the number.



It was the CSA

anon

We don't joke about the C*** S****** A******* in this house......

ye can tell me mer the morras neet.........

Not going to be able to make it Bill, forgot it's a mate's birthday so will be out in DorchVegas painting the sheep and tipping cattle before driving home drunk in a tractor.

NoDo$h wrote:

Not going to be able to make it Bill, forgot it's a mate's birthday so will be out in DorchVegas painting the sheep and tipping cattle before driving home drunk in a tractor.

Dont forget if youre going to drink and drive take a car not a tractor

NoDo$h wrote:

Not going to be able to make it Bill, forgot it's a mate's birthday so will be out in DorchVegas painting the sheep and tipping cattle before driving home drunk in a tractor.

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Ye could still buy ONE ticket

You around later this morning? Around 11:30 - 12:00? Passing through.....

aye ill be here, or rather, under the car.

Rigger Wills