caravan spares

Hi guys / girls ,I was reading all the info on the
scrutineering and noticed it mentioned nothing about my caravan having to pass
any checks, also does anyone think I should get some off road tyres for it, and
what about the door decals , does keith want us to keep the caravan door clear
as well as the landy. I haven’t told Keith I’m taking a caravan he might think I’m
posh or something,,,,,,,,,,,,surely he doesn’t expect me to sleep rough in a
tent! also is anyone taking some caravan spares. Neil

your taking a caravan!!!!!!!! posh!! you might wanna email either to check thats ok, re the ferries ect and the camp sites we are staying at!

Sleeping in style eh?

Don't think offroad tyres on a caravan will help. As Snow says, think you'd best sort it with Keith or Tim 1st.

I'm taking a spare stick of dynamite in case any of themn Tintents get in my way

Willy Eckerslike wrote:

I'm taking a spare stick of dynamite in case any of themn Tintents get in my way

ooo yea forgot to add

i take the top gear view on caravans....................

I Agree!! especially as top gear dropped a caravan on a hilux! Hilux Won!

I'm starting to think the caravan thing was a bad idea and it still needs alot of work, are there any hotels nearby!

If you where female, blonde, around six foot, long plaits, fairly well built, I could rent you a room in Hotel Mouton Noir

I'll bring the step-ladder Pete

It would be a case of

" Excuse me madam can I smell your feet"
" Most certainly not"
thinks
"It must be your pussy then"

Now now Pete, next you'll be asking to sniff her hair.....

Wagnerian


of or relating to a big, powerful, or domineering woman a Wagnerian maiden

neil610 wrote:

I'm starting to think the caravan thing was a bad idea and it still needs alot of work, are there any hotels nearby!

Think you should buy yaself a nice tent! just incase!

go with the tent!! how many of you?

I thinx that the men in the white coats will be scrutineering yer set up.


Have ye stopped taking yer pills again?

You should get through scrutineering with Bill doing the checks. He spends more time in a caravan than his house Lucky heather anyone.

ok, so maybe the caravan was a bad idea i only mentioned it because i thought i was amongst friends. the wife says i've embarrassed myself but I was only thinking of you guys , the caravan would have doubled as a community centre and public house , it’s a swift 475 deluxe special edition 6 berth, I have already built a bar area so if you are thinking of changing your minds then let me know. As for the Hotel Mouton Noir , know it well from previous adventures in france and the Dr says it’s a no go area

Ye i didnt t know Bill was doing the scrutineering , the off road tyres could make the caravan a goer then.. any body could rough it in a tent … ok its back on then.
I'm car 34 so if i make enough ground i could be well in front before Hungerford ......if thats the right direction

neil610 wrote:

ok, so maybe the caravan was a bad idea i only mentioned it because i thought i was amongst friends. the wife says i've embarrassed myself but I was only thinking of you guys , the caravan would have doubled as a community centre and public house , it’s a swift 475 deluxe special edition 6 berth, I have already built a bar area so if you are thinking of changing your minds then let me know. As for the Hotel Mouton Noir , know it well from previous adventures in france and the Dr says it’s a no go area

Feel the shame! My wife says I embarrass my self all the time Dont worry we pick on every one on here.
p.s can I have a seat by the bar and if theres a spare room!!!!!

Ye no problem , I will build some bunk beds , the dogs along for the trip as well, couldn’t leave her at home on her own so you may have to share

on a serious note do i need to inform the ferrie company

Quote :

on a serious note do i need to inform the ferrie company

Probably best to get in touch with Keith / Tim 1st. They have sorted the ferry details.

A bar in the caravan you say? It would be rude not to stop in for a swift half.

a bar, Do you have a live sports tv?

Fitbra free zone Harry....

anyways get off line and sort yer Tranny Box oot