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PostSubject: One for Nick Burt   Sat May 30, 2015 6:39 pm

A 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.

"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car," said the male driver.
"No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.
How about a bag of lollies and £10?" asked the driver.
"No way", replied the irritated youngster.
"What about a bag of lollies and Fifty Pounds??" quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
"No, I'm not getting in the car" answered the boy.
"OK, I know what you want - I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies" the driver offered.
"NO," screamed the boy.
What will it take to get you into the car??, asked the driver, sighing.
The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you bought the ******* L200, now you live with it".


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PostSubject: Re: One for Nick Burt   Sun May 31, 2015 7:13 am

Fabulous! This would never happen with a landrover clown
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PostSubject: Re: One for Nick Burt   Mon Jun 01, 2015 6:14 am

Ha ha, I was about to post:

A 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.

"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car," said the male driver.
"No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.
How about a bag of lollies and £10?" asked the driver.
"No way", replied the irritated youngster.
"What about a bag of lollies and Fifty Pounds??" quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
"No, I'm not getting in the car" answered the boy.
"OK, I know what you want - I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies" the driver offered.
"NO," screamed the boy.
What will it take to get you into the car??, asked the driver, sighing.
The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you bought the ******* Landrover, now you live with it".


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PostSubject: Re: One for Nick Burt   Fri Jun 12, 2015 12:12 am

Sorry Nick, that joke does not make sense using the Landrover.
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