Essential Land Rover Repair Guide

If you can't fix it with a hammer...........................It's an electrical fault.

If it moves and shouldn't... use gaffa tape.If it doesn't move and should....use WD40

My beergut is now covered in gaffer tape and my elderly cat smells of oil.

General Confusion wrote:

If you can't fix it with a hammer...........................It's an electrical fault.

You make that sound like a bad thing....?

Seems to me that any complex piece of equipment whose manufacturer is kind enough to ensure half of all faults can be repaired by a hammer... the other half by gaffer tape... is a good thing!

No mention of any light bulbs by the Jap brigade - where are they?

You called !!!!

General Confusion wrote:

If you can't fix it with a hammer...........................It's an electrical fault.

Thats been one of the main selling points for the 5 land rovers i've owned !

Threw my tools away. My Jeep don't break down

General Confusion wrote:

Threw my tools away. My Jeep don't break down

Go on... I DARE you!!!

Only time the tools came out f the box on the 2010 event was to fix another make

Anyway, I have a mechanic for a son, why do I need tools ????